Gather round children while Granny Gillard teaches you how to knit a tangled web sock.
Lesson one: Knit one, purl one. Now do that about 300 billion times and that's how much debt I'm going to leave you poor little darlings. You see, Aunty Julia is always thinking of your future, after I've grabbed my chunk.
Lesson two: The one I'm knitting in the picture is is a nose warmer. Remember children, if you tell lots porkies your nose will grow just like Pinocchio's did and you will need a nose warmer for this winter of my discontent.
And, my little do gooders, I have not used any live animals in that picture, the dog is stuffed, exactly the same as the government I lead today - maybe tomorrow - I dunno after that. And that lovely, old chair? Tim found it on the tip - it was free. As you can see children, Granny Gillard is always saving for your future.
And, kiddies, don't worry about me not having a job, I've put away a bloody bundle for me old age. It's been fun, bye for now and jolly good luck. And, don't let mummy or daddy vote for that naughty Mr. Rudd.
GC.Ed.@L.
The really fake real Julia fakes it again. Our cuckoo PM has a few roos loose in the top paddock imo. This is just too cute by half. Imagine the outcry if Abbott delivered this line even in jest:"feeling pretty good, physically. I have a personal trainer. Do a bit of yoga and boxing, not as much as I should. I love boxing … and no, there's no truth in the rumour that we've got PM Julia Gillard's face on the mitts.". She was happy to knit the roo for the royal joey? Implies PM was asked by someone to knit the kid a kanga. Who's idea was it?
Posted by: Michelle | June 25, 2013 at 10:38 AM
I can hear you actually reading this out loud ... Hehehe
Posted by: De | June 25, 2013 at 10:46 AM
That's right boys and girls you be good while Granny Julia and Uncle Wayne take all that nasty, dirty money out of those bank accounts that Mummy and Daddy started for you but haven't been able to afford to top up for the past three years.
Posted by: Allan | June 25, 2013 at 03:12 PM
Dame Edna on crack cocaine!
Posted by: Terry | June 25, 2013 at 04:54 PM
Julia's Facebook says it's not a jumper for a roo, it is a willy warmer for Timmy. That's what it said. I would not be so rude in saying such a terrible thing. I do wonder why Tim would need a thing like that. I suppose it does get cold in Canberra, especially in the prime ministerial dog house.
Posted by: Concernedreader | June 25, 2013 at 05:05 PM
the only thing Julia Gillard could knit is a penis warmer for the cold bitch she is
Posted by: peter | June 25, 2013 at 05:47 PM
She must have lost another two points with this new motherly Julia.
Next Julia will be Julia the Singing Cowgirl.
Posted by: Rumplestilskin | June 25, 2013 at 06:03 PM
No, next will be her knitting while Tim holds her ball (of wool, naturally). Whilst wayne goose holds the other one.
Posted by: Terry | June 25, 2013 at 06:59 PM
Sorry, it didn't link.
It was meant to be a cartoon saying Rumplestilskin has stopped spinning gold and world markets are collapsing.
Posted by: Jor-el | June 25, 2013 at 07:10 PM